My So-Bald Life is the eleventh episode of season 7.
- Qualifier
- Wipeout Shores
- Sucker Punch
- Big Balls
- Play Pound
- Dracula's Haunted Condo
- Space Race
- Wormholes
- Flying Saucer
- Crop Circles
- Launch Slide
- Shifting Alien
- Fun Slides Platform Spinning Purple People Beater
- First Slide
- Sweeper Gauntlet
- Smack Wheel Slide
- Wipeout Zone
- Catastrophic Cannon
- Shredder
- Hell's Carousel
- Gears of Fear
| Courses | Qualifier | Space Race | Fun Slides Platform Spinning Purple People Beater | Wipeout Zone | |
| 1 | "Smog Doctor" Dr. Andy Tibbitts | 1st (3:01.2) | 3rd | 2nd | Winner (02:52.67) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | "Paid To Party" Mary Izzo | 9th (4:56.5) | 2nd | 1st | 2nd Place (03:05.86) |
| 3 | "Plain Wayne" Wayne Frederickson | 10th (5:05.8) | 6th | 4th | Out of Time |
| 4 | "Worst Babysitter" Lindsey Mitchell | 6th (4:23.7) | 1st | 3rd | Out of Time |
| 5 | "Creepy GPS" Chris Page | 3rd (3:39.1) | 4th | Eliminated | |
| 6 | "Girl Bait" Kyle Stephenson | 11th (5:18.8) | 5th | Eliminated | |
| 7 | "Dirty Dancer" Florentino Martinez | 2nd (3:28.3) | Eliminated | ||
| 8 | Alan Tirado | 7th (4:30.9) | Eliminated | ||
| 9 | "Bigfoot Enthusiast" Jeffrey Olson | 4th (3:41.2) | Eliminated | ||
| 10 | "Donut Lover" Jake Harkey | 8th (4:51.3) | Eliminated | ||
| 11 | "Grave Robber" Courtney Finnegan | 5th (4:17.3) | Eliminated | ||
| 12 | Kerry Deguilio | 12th (5:28.2) | Eliminated | ||