All-American Wipeout is the third episode of season 7.
- Qualifier
- Baseball Bash
- Sucker Punch
- Big Balls
- Play Pound
- All-American BBQ Blitz
- Space Race
- Wormholes
- Flying Saucer
- Crop Circles
- Launch Slide
- Shifting Alien
- Fun Slides Platform Spinning Purple People Beater
- First Slide
- Sweeper Gauntlet
- Smack Wheel Slide
- Wipeout Zone
- Catastrophic Cannon
- Shredder
- Hell's Carousel
- Gears of Fear
| Courses | Qualifier | Space Race | Fun Slides Platform Spinning Purple People Beater | Wipeout Zone | |
| 1 | "DJ Fish Food" Alec Fisher | 2nd (2:58.7) | 4th | 4th | Winner (01:58.06) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | "Mulleted Menace" Alex Gross | 3rd (3:09.2) | 3rd | 1st | Late Finish (02:23.00) |
| 3 | "Horse Legs" Malik Rashid | 7th (4:14.5) | 2nd | 2nd | 3rd Place (03:15.26) |
| 4 | "6 Year Old" Lindsay Berkebile | 10th (4:41.5) | 1st | 3rd | 4th Place (03:26.91) |
| 5 | "Un-American" Casey Bollinger | 11th (4:56.2) | 5th | Eliminated | |
| 6 | "Pizza Shirt" Gwen Pugh | 12th (4:58.4) | 6th | Eliminated | |
| 7 | "Patriotic Pants" Roxy Golestaneh | 8th (4:17.2) | Eliminated | ||
| 8 | "Pillow Fight Club" Ebony Sissac | 9th (4:21.1) | Eliminated | ||
| 9 | "Fatspirational" Tommy Tetrick | 1st (2:41.0) | Eliminated | ||
| 10 | Cheryl Koupas | 6th (4:00.9) | Eliminated | ||
| 11 | Daniel Desantis | 5th (3:18.3) | Eliminated | ||
| 12 | Caleb Negassi | 4th (3:14.2) | Eliminated | ||