Ahoy, Ye Land Lubbers is the seventeenth episode of season 3 of Wipeout.
- Qualifier
- Rumble Bridge
- Sucker Punch
- Big Balls
- Trampoline Sweeper
- Fling Set
- Overdrive
- Pirates Revenge
- Building Blocks
- Planks
- Pirate Rug Pull
- Peg Legs
- Wipeout Zone (with lots of balls)
- Catapult
- Spin Cycle
- Triple Threat
- Rib Rage
- Gauntlet
- Spiked Whackers
- Arms and Dangerous
| Courses | Qualifier | Overdrive | Pirates Revenge | Wipeout Zone (with lots of balls) | |
| 1 | "The Brit" Rimal Patel | 4th (3:43.6) | 3rd | 1st (04:39.74) | Winner (11:58:03) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | "Nanny" Brie Carter | 1st (3:00.1) | 2nd | 3rd (06:08.72) | 2nd Place (12:06.38) |
| 3 | "Flash Dancer" Tesara Liggins | 8th (4:36.9) | 6th | 4th (09:40.86) | Out of Time |
| 4 | "Bad Breath" Ryan Gahagan | 2nd (3:16.9) | 4th | 2nd (05:17.58) | Quit |
| 5 | "Sleepy Time Nurse" Jeffrey Gott | 10th (4:44.7) | 1st | Out of Time | |
| 6 | "Hulkamaniac" Michael Weaver | 11th (4:50.5) | 5th | Quit | |
| 7 | "Food Baby Mama" Karen Lopez | 7th (4:28.8) | Eliminated | ||
| 8 | Liz Butler | 9th (4:41.3) | Eliminated | ||
| 9 | "Jazzercise Instructor" Molly Gazin | 5th (4:06.0) | Eliminated | ||
| 10 | "Cheeky" Alyssa Deakins | 3rd (3:30.2) | Eliminated | ||
| 11 | "Rock 'n Roller" Megan Young | 12th (4:56.6) | Eliminated | ||
| 12 | Dean Sitton | 6th (4:14.1) | Eliminated | ||